The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right".   If you tell a lie, don't believe it deceives only the other person.     Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter.   Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying "Thank you"... (though it helps if you say it with a Southern accent.)     Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.   Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.     When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.   I've learned to pick my battles; I ask myself, Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?     If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!   Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just proves that the other person was right about you.     Be really nice to your friends because you never know when you are going to need them to empty your bed pan and hold your hand.   Never underestimate the kindness of your fellow man.     You are the only person who can truly make you happy.   And finally...Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect, it just means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.