Calvin sees Elmer and asks: What’s up? 

Elmer says; first I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. 
After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. 
Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. 
Then they gave me hypodermics and inoculations.

Calvin says: Boy, you had a time!

Elmer: I’ll say! I thought I’d never pull trough that spelling test.