Everybody Feng Shui Tonight

(to the tune of Wang Chung / Peter Wolf)

I'd paint million walls
To make you happy tonight
So if you're feeling low
Use light to make you glow
We move the mirrors alright
They make it really bright
But now the time's come
Oh baby chi with me

Move it up - move it down
Move it up - move it down to the ground
Move it up - cool it down
Move it up - and get the smiles not the frowns

Oh everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Feng Shui tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Feng Shui tonight
Everybody have fun

In the back of the room tonight
Our hearts beat safe and sound
cuz you moved your bed
and painted your bathroom brown

Move it up - move it down
Move it up - move it down to the ground
Move it up - cool it down
Move it up - and get the smiles not the frowns

Oh everybody have fun tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Feng Shui tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody Feng Shui tonight
Everybody have fun

At the edge of the kitchen
this is easy; it's not nuclear fusion
for here we go, for when?
A palette of colours to choose from

Across the nation, around the world
Everybody have fun tonight
A celebration so spread the word
Everybody Feng Shui tonight